Mystery Box #2 (Ships in 30 Jun 2026)
1.5 million subscribers. The first mystery box sold out. So we made another one. Only 200 boxes this time.
Same deal. You don't know what's inside until you open it. Posters, notebooks, stickers, workout tools... it's a loot box for fitness nerds.
Guaranteed value $140+. You pay $100 only.
Designs shown are sketches only. Your box may differ. Buy at your own risk. We'll (very) likely add more stuff tho.
Pre-order only. Ships before 30 Jun 2026.
Not for everyone
You don't get to pick what's inside. You just trust a yellow cartoon dude and hit buy. If that sounds fun, this is for you.
Limited run, with exclusives
Each drop has a cap. Once they're gone, individual items go on the store, but some things in the box will never be sold separately. The only way to get everything is to get the box.
Open it and find out
Workout gear, collectibles, stuff we haven't even talked about yet. Every box is different. That's the whole point.